Well it’s not as bad as I thought: Watching Justice League three years late

A decade ago, I wouldn’t have imagined a time when I’d pass up seeing a big budget, big screen Justice League movie in the theater. I love the JLA, even though there are many incarnations of the team I can’t stand. I love superhero movies. Why on Earth wouldn’t I go, barring deathly illness?JLA movie cast

Well, I’m married and TYG isn’t a movie-goer like I used to be, so we often end up doing other stuff in our spare time. And well, Man of Steel and Dawn of Justice left me with little enthusiasm for spending more money and time with the DCEU (you can find details of my distaste for the latter film here). Particularly when I knew I’d be able to watch it a few months later on Netflix — though even there, I didn’t get around to it until a few weeks ago.

To my pleasant surprise, it’s not as awful as I expected … which is not to say it’s good. The cast are strong, and they interact well together. The idea of Batman as significantly older and more experienced than everyone but Diana works for me. The action scenes are uninspired but adequate. Gail Godot still rocks, as does Jason Momoa. Ezra Miller as Flash works well enough, even saddled with Geoff Johns’ “Barry’s determining incident is his father being convicted of mom’s murder” backstory (which would have led into Flashpoint but at least we’re spared that). And I do love the ending discussion between Clark and Bruce over the Kents regaining the family farm (“How’d you get it back from the bank?” “I bought the bank.”).

The negatives: For starters, what’s the point of Flash’s armored suit? I  hate the way movies make so many costumes look like armor and it doesn’t even make sense for Barry (it’s supposed to shield him from friction but it doesn’t cover his face). Cyborg is even worse: he looks more like Iron Man with a half-helmet than someone who’s half-man, half-machine.A much bigger problem is the idea that Superman’s death has destroyed the world’s capacity for hope. I don’t think hope exists in the Snyderverse, and certainly Superman doesn’t embody it. The previous two films make him less a symbol of hope than an avatar of alienness nobody trusts because he’s soooo scary-powerful. In the DCEU I find it easier to believe the world gasped with relief when Kal-El was finally dead.

And then there’s Steppenwolf. Jack Kirby’s Fourth World has some of his wildest and weirdest characters: Granny Goodness, the Black Racer, Virman Vundabar, the Female Furies … and instead the movie’s villain is Generic Powerful Dude, a guy who can’t open his mouth without lecturing the heroes on how he will crush us, Earth will be broken, no-one can stand against him, etc., etc. He’s a minor Kirby creation, only noteworthy for the name — I kept wishing one of the Leaguers had asked him “Do you like smoke and lightning?” — though like every other character Kirby touched he’s been used extensively since. If anyone has added anything interesting to his character, it wasn’t evident on screen.

I understand them wanting to follow Geoff Johns’ New 52 origin and bring in Apokalips (it’s not a good origin, but it’s the most recent) but for God’s sake couldn’t they have used some of Darkseid’s more interesting agents? I’d have loved to see the Female Furies against the Amazons, or Judi Dench as Granny Goodness (I know, not gonna happen, but I can dream) or Dr. Bedlam driving people to madness. Alternatively they could have gone Silver Age and used Starro. True, he has no more personality than Steppenwolf, but he doesn’t talk as much, and his later tactic of planting mind-controlling starfish over people’s faces is a great visual. I’m convinced that Gerry Conway/Rich Buckler addition to Starro’s power set is the only reason he’s known as a noteworthy villain rather than as the villain who got clobbered by Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew.

So yeah, Justice League could have been a lot worse. But it could have been so much better.

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3 Comments

  1. papercut fun

    I completely agree with your comments. I also gave the movie a pass in theatres despite my love of DC comics. MOS and BvS left me disinterested so I also waited for Netflix to watch this film. It was “meh”. At first I thought “oooh fourth world”! And I kept waiting for the JL to beat past Steppenwolf and get to the next Kirby villain on the way to Darkseid…and then….it never happened. Steppenwolf was it and most of the battles weren’t much better than CGI you’d find on a high end video game. So yeah, there were okay moments, but overall it was a just “meh”.

  2. Le Messor

    Fully agree with everything you said.
    I’ve also always described it pretty similarly to your opening paragraph:
    ‘If you’d told ten-year-old me there would be a movie with Superman and Wonder Woman and Batman and the Flash, and I would not go to it on purpose, I’d swear there and then that I’d never be that boring!’. It would never have occurred to me to even think to blame the movie.

    But, yeah, it wasn’t terrible, just ‘meh’. And I also waited years to watch it.

  3. Chris Schillig

    I saw it the weekend it opened and came away thinking, “That wasn’t as bad as I expected.” Which, as you note, is not the same as saying it is good. I picked up an inexpensive copy on Black Friday last year, expecting to watch it right away, but I haven’t. It’s a “one of these days” movie.

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