Sometimes, first world problems can be very frustrating.
The first thing I want you to understand is that my two favouritest musical acts ever – way more than even “Weird Al”, over Was (Not Was), above Nightwish and Blind Guardian, surpassing Kate Bush or Pink Floyd, are Queen and Alice Cooper. As high as they are above the next closest (“Weird Al”), they’re actually pretty close to each other for me.
With that in mind, here’s a map of Sydney Olympic Park, 15 February, 2020, 7:00pm:
As Peter David once put it (in Supergirl?): “Not even superheroes can be in two places at once.
“… except, of course, the ones who can be in two places at once.”
I’ve decided to go to the Queen concert while wearing my Alice Cooper T-shirt.
Edit: I’ve found out the concerts were both put on by the same promoter! I mean, I could understand if it was two different promoters who just didn’t talk to each other, or were trying to sabotage each other (it’d still be stupid, but I could understand), but this is just a way to lose themselves money.