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The Greg Hatcher Legacy Files #168: ‘Cross-Hatchings for October 2012’

[Greg put this post up on 6 October 2012, and you can find it here. I don’t remember if Greg ever changed his tune about Elementary, because it’s interesting, to me at least, that it got much better over its life while Sherlock, which Greg lauds, got quite a bit worse. I’m not sure if Elementary ever became a truly great show, but I think you can argue its final few seasons were better than Sherlock‘s. Or maybe you can’t, I don’t know. Fun comments for this post, too, if you’re interested. Enjoy!]

Short takes on comics, TV, other stuff.

This is a house of illness this week, as Julie and I continue our annual fall tradition of catching whatever horrible plague is circulating around the school district. We are both tottering around the house honking and wheezing like some steam-driven, turn-of-the-century monstrosity Professor Potts assembled out of leftover bits from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. (You can Google it, young people.)

Nevertheless, I do have some bits and pieces this week — nothing to make a whole column, but there are a few column-ettes here I can stitch together for you.

From the Review Pile: Tom Green at Titan Books continues to send me really cool stuff. For example, just yesterday — on World James Bond Day, no less! — the fourth James Bond Omnibus arrived.

A very classy production.

These reprint the James Bond newspaper strips by Jim Lawrence and Yaroslav Horak. Since this is the fourth volume, they are finished with the Fleming adaptations, it’s all original stories.

Pity this strip never got any traction stateside, but I suppose it’s too racy for most U.S. newspaper editors.

The nine stories included are Trouble Spot, Isle of Condors, The League of Vampires, Die With My Boots On, The Girl Machine, Beware of Butterflies, The Nevsky Nude, The Phoenix Project and The Black Ruby Caper.

Jim Lawrence has actually been one of my favorite writers since I was a kid– he ghosted the Tom Swift books I thought were ‘the good ones’ and created the awesome CHRISTOPHER COOL – TEEN AGENT, along with writing the Bond strip. When I found this out it explained a lot… turned out I just liked Jim Lawrence books. [Edit: Greg had three images here, so I guessed on the Chance book – it’s the first of the series – and had no idea about the third!]

I like these strips a lot and the Omnibus is a handsome volume. It’s also a much better deal at $19.99 for 270 pages of good stuff than Titan’s previous Bond reprint trades were at $17.95 each for a mere 120 pages or so. The only downside is that you lose the introductions from people like Martine Beswick and Kingsley Amis and so forth that Titan had in the front of the books of the previous run, but it’s certainly not a deal-breaker. Especially considering that you get more than double the content for an additional two bucks, and the books themselves are much better constructed, they’re built like those art-book, almost-hardcover trade paperbacks — in fact, I mistook mine for a hardcover at first. Recommended.

Also in the mail was the latest offering from Tom Pomplun and the wonderful folks at Graphic Classics, the delightful Halloween Classics. I’ve talked before about how great these books are and I’m not going to go through it all again — this series is simply the best take on the Classics Illustrated idea anyone’s ever done, I appreciate them both as a comics fan AND as an educator.

But what I love about this one is that in addition to adapting genuinely classic works into accessible and fun comics for all ages, for this volume Mr. Pomplun and his crew have also created a sly EC tribute book as well.

You know you’re in for a good time when the leadoff piece is an EC pinup from Al Feldstein. [Edit: I left Greg’s caption in to tell you what’s missing – Google is unhelpful finding that pin-up!]

There’s a framing story done in the EC style by Mort Castle and Kevin Atkinson introducing each story in the book that left me grinning from ear to ear, and the stories chosen for adaptation this time out are very cool. Those stories are Washington Irving’s “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow” by Ben Avery and Shepherd Hendrix, H.P. Lovecraft’s “Cool Air” by Rod Lott and Craig Wilson, Mark Twain’s “A Curious Dream” by Antonella Caputo and Nick Miller, and Arthur Conan Doyle’s “Lot No. 249” illustrated by Simon Gane.

THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW from Shepard Hendrix, and THE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI by Matt Howarth. [Edit: Yeah … I can find Matt Howarth art and Dr. Caligari art, but not Dr. Caligari art BY Matt Howarth, dang it!]

My favorite, though, has to be “The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari”, adapted from the original screenplay with art by Matt Howarth. Strongly recommended.

And finally, Fernando Pinto sent along his graphic novel, Warped: The Adventures of Sandy and Angus.

Not really my usual, but I did enjoy this.

We get a LOT of indie, small-press PDF stuff here to review, and though we do try to get to everything people send, the truth of the matter is that some of it gets by us because there’s just so much, and honestly a lot of it’s pretty bad. I don’t have the heart to beat up on small-press indie people though, so my rule is to just not mention it unless I liked it.

All of which is by way of saying that, against all expectations, I did in fact enjoy Warped a lot. This is a raucous comedy about a rocker girl and her robot companion trying to make the rent on their space ship. Now, normally I’m too stuffy and middlebrow to really go for this sort of thing — and make no mistake, the comedy here is pretty broad and in-your-face — but Mr. Pinto won me over right away with the disclaimer at the front of the book.

ven a middle-aged grumpy old-school guy like me can’t argue with that!

Angus and Sandy’s various misadventures are entertaining fun, but what I love about this book is the drawing. This is one of those cases where the art sold me. I have a huge soft spot for guys that are doing traditional cartooning and caricature, and Mr. Pinto has a great eye for faces and facial expressions. He can exaggerate emotion without ever losing track of what his various characters actually look like, which is not as easy as it sounds.

Sandy and Angus meet an interstellar porn king. I love the variety of the facial expressions here.

So, it’s a funny story told with a sure hand. If you don’t mind raunchy — and it is, believe me — then I’d encourage you to give it a look. You can find Warped from the fine folks at 215ink, here. [Edit: 215ink has gone the way of the dodo, sadly (they put out some good comics, so that’s always a bummer), but you can find this book on Amazon.] Hey, if I can climb out of my superhero/pulp adventure box every so often, you can too.

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On the TeeVee Box: This isn’t really about comics, but people keep asking me what I think about Elementary and Revolution.

The first is because most folks know I am as much of a Sherlock Holmes guy as I am a comics guy, and the second is because … I don’t know, because it’s sort of science fiction and I’m the SF nerd they happen to know. So here’s my two-episodes-in, hipshot verdict on each, for what it’s worth.

Revolution is a show I want to like. It’s got moderately interesting character stuff and really bitchin’ swordfight scenes.

Seriously, the fight choreography on this show is great fun.

But I keep tripping over the truly idiotic mistakes and flawed logic of the premise. The idea is that for whatever as-yet-unrevealed reason, the human race has lost all electric power. No batteries, no generators, nothing. It’s not an option. Electricity does not work any more.

Okay, fine. That doesn’t bother me. I’m okay with ‘one gimme’ science fiction — interstellar travel, alien races, telepathy, whatever, the first one’s free. That’s totally fair play in SF.

We do enjoy crabby badass Uncle Miles and his attempts to get his niece to stop being an idiot. So far, though, no luck.

My problem is all the extrapolating the show’s writers failed to do after that. See, they posit that after fifteen years of no power, the United States has fallen and the country is now governed by these various feudal lords and militias, who fight with muskets and crossbows and swords. Everything is very feral and back-to-nature, living off the land, etc., etc.

No. Sorry, but no. It’s a great idea but they can’t sell it. It doesn’t make sense. We had an industrial society long before there was electric power and running water to every home — decades before. I can’t buy that in fifteen years, no one’s sussed out how to put together a steam engine. Or gaslight. Or, hell, any of the stuff that was common throughout the late 1800s. Sure, for the first two years of the electricity failure it’d be all camping and crossbows. Maybe even the first five.

But fifteen years? No one in the continental United States has thought to look this stuff up in a library by then? All the engineers and factory workers and construction guys forgot everything they ever knew? No way. That’s ridiculous. Put aside for the moment that I don’t really believe that the human race is so horrible that we’d all go Lord of the Flies savage on our neighbors the second we ran out of canned ham — because the fact is that even cynics and bullies probably would rather have indoor plumbing and motorized transport. Give them a decade and a half and they’d come up with something.

Sorry, but a striking image doesn’t excuse the basic idiocy of the premise.

I can’t get into Revolution because I keep exploding with comments like, “Oh hell no!” This stuff wouldn’t pass the laugh test with anyone who actually knows how science fiction is supposed to work.

I wouldn’t be so hard on the show (after all, I have a fondness for many of the television SF shows from Irwin Allen, which are worse) but Revolution is so damn Serious and Dramatic and Struggling With The Implications For Society all the time. If you want to get that serious with me about your future society, put some work into the writing. I can’t pay any attention to your philosophy when I’m so constantly annoyed with your clear ignorance of both physics and basic human nature. And apart from all that, I’m not crazy about yet another Lost-style show where a group including a tough cynic, a plucky girl, an earth mother, and a comic-relief nerd are thrown into a strange environment where they learn to survive by recalling Life Lessons from their former lives, mostly because that formula wore out its welcome with me during Lost in the first place.

Elementary failed with me too, but on a completely different level. This is what studio cynicism looks like.

I really WANTED to give this a chance …

Leaving aside the elephant in the room that is the BBC’s Sherlock — which is hard to do when Elementary is copping so many riffs from it, and really hard to do when you know that CBS went to Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffitt about doing a U.S. version of Sherlock first, before it dawned on them that Holmes was public domain — the show just isn’t very good. And if you’ve seen Sherlock, then it becomes unwatchable.

The actors are trying — but the writing on Elementary is so bad that there simply is no comparison.

Here’s the problem in a nutshell — Elementary is a copy of a copy. It’s diminishing returns. This happens on American TV a lot — you get something fresh and interesting, which is copied by a bunch of people, the copies that are done with wit and style are then themselves copied … and so on. Elementary is not a “modern updating of Sherlock Holmes,” as CBS would have you believe. Over on the BBC, Sherlock absolutely vibrates with reverence for the Conan Doyle originals. Gatiss and Moffitt clearly have put great thought into exactly how Doyle built his characters and world, and work hard at finding modern analogues for those things that make sense. That is a ‘modern update’ of a classic.

On the other hand, I’m not at all sure that anyone involved with Elementary has ever actually read a Conan Doyle Holmes story, to be honest. The show feels like they just looked at the BBC effort and thought, “Let’s do that, except with all the challenging parts taken out so we can market it to people who like The Mentalist.” It looks like it came off an assembly line. One of this, two of that. The actors are trying really hard, and bless them for that, but this is a scab effort at trying to replace/replicate something that’s genuinely good. Save time and just Netflix Sherlock instead, if you haven’t already.

So there you go. My two-episode verdict. Truthfully, our big new find this fall is Last Resort on ABC which is just frigging awesome.

We love this show. Great story, great cast. [Edit: Greg had two images here, but I have no idea what the other one might be!]

I gather that for real submariners and other Naval personnel, this show is as annoyingly implausible as Revolution was to me. [Edit: Where’s Jeff Nettleton when you need him?!?!?] But the difference is that this one’s worth the ride. It’s a tough cool layered conspiracy story that gets me right in my Ian Fleming-Robert Ludlum-Kyle Mills-loving heart, and there’s submarines and shooting. We would love it if more people watched it since it’s on Thursdays and ABC will probably kill it after a month of it getting pounded in the ratings — it’s up against The Big Bang Theory on CBS. Probably destined to be another to add to our DVD library of one-season wonders like Quark and Firefly and The Middleman.

Of course, the one that comic book people are all wondering about is Arrow on the CW in a few days.

Verdict’s still out on this one …

I was inclined to dismiss it as yet another soapy CW show with hot young Vancouver actors taking their shirts off and posing, but my old friend (and archery coach) Jim MacQuarrie has been talking to them about the archery stuff and saw the pilot. He says it’s good. Which suggests to me that if the writers are taking the time to look things up about archery, they might be taking more care with the bigger stuff as well. One hopes, anyway.

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And that’s all I’ve got this time out. Back to bed for me, and I’ll see you here next week.

7 Comments

  1. Jeff Nettleton

    What? Somebody call me? Last Resort? Haven’t seen it. I can say, if it is Hollywood, it probably isn’t close. I can’t speak a lot about submarines, as I was surface Navy and we don’t cotton to ship that sink, on purpose!

    I looked at the basic premise and it’s pretty far-fetched, as anything involving nuclear weapons has authentications that must be done before weapons are launched and they don’t come through secondary, Cold War-era communication systems. Sounds like someone watched Dr Strangelove a little too much.

    That said, if the writing and performances are good, you tend to cut them a little slack. Seven Days in May is one of my favorites and it is ridiculously implausible, but with a cast like that and such a great script, who cares? The climactic face-off between Burt Lancaster and Frederick March is worth it, alone.

    The last conspiracy-oriented thing I watched (not counting the scheming in the updated Battlestar Galactica) was probably the telemovie adaptation of the Belgian comic series XIII, by William Vance and Jean Van Hamme. It was nowhere near as good as the comic, in the adaptation, the budget, or the performances. The original was inspired by The Bourne Identity; but, taken into a whole different path (though other parallels crop up, from time to time). It was something like 16 volumes and stretched things beyond believable limits after about the first third, as we kept finding new underlying truths and the conspiracy kept taking a hard right.

    As for Arrow, I lost interest in the third season and the flashback stuff was usually more interesting than the main story. I’ve only seen clips of the crossover stuff.

    1. I like Arrow more than you did, and stuck with it longer, though it did go on past the point where it was good.
      I enjoy the TV remake of Seven Days in May (I enjoy the original too). Partly because it ties in to the 1990s hope that with the Soviet Union going down, we could start cutting the military budget, partly because of the method supply and requisitions officer Forrest Whittaker employs to stop the conspiracy.

  2. Jeff Nettleton

    ps The best, most accurate movie I ever saw about the Navy was An Officer and a Gentleman. The screenwriter had been through the program and they didn’t cave into demands by the Navy to sanitize things to fit the recruiting propaganda. That is why the location was moved to Washington State, instead of Pensacola, FL, where the real school was (and is, I assume). Director Taylor Hackford described attending a meeting with the Navy, in Pensacola (I think), with the screenwriter and the Navy demanding all kinds of changes, including the removal of the swearing. Hackford quipped he heard every curse word in the script while walking across the base, to come to the meeting and refused to budge on the changes they wanted (getting rid of Sid’s suicide, some of Mayo’s stuff, the fight, etc). They made it without DOD cooperation, using a National Guard facility, in Washington. They were supposed to have a Canadian military air demonstration team do a flyover, in place of the Blue Angles; but, the DOD leaned on the State Department to lean on the Canadian government, to rescind the participation, which they did, which is why you don’t see any military planes in the film.

      1. Jeff Nettleton

        Hell, The Fugitive (movie version) is supposed to be set in Illinois and we see mountains when Richard Kimball is being transported on the prison bus. They actually shot in North Carolina. I howled with laughter, as a lifelong Illinois resident. I laughed nearly as much, at The Patriot (well, I laughed through most of that farce), when they show Mel Gibson and his family traveling in a buggy to the meeting for the vote to join the rebellion. I was stationed in Charleston, SC. The street they are traveling on has the Cooper River on the right hand side of the screen, beyond the buildings, as they move up near the old Customs House. The depict ships moored on the left hand side, which is land. It just kept getting sillier, from there.

  3. Hey, I picked up that exact James Bond Omnibus in Ollie’s a while back. Like most things, I still haven’t read it. Very excited to find out the writer also wrote Tom Swift– I’ve picked a couple of those up from flea markets and the like recently, for nostalgia purposes.

    I agree that Last Resort was a terrific show. I can’t recall if Greg stuck with Elementary or not, but in my opinion, that turned out to be the best of that era’s Sherlock revivals (and I say this as a fan of the BBC Sherlock and the first Downey Jr movie). Maybe it went on a skosh too long, but it really came into its own.

    I originally never intended to watch Arrow, but one particularly mean moment in the pilot sold me, and I somehow ended up watching every episode. That one was a lot more up and down, but those first two seasons were solid.

  4. Edo Bosnar

    On the topic of Elementary vs. Sherlock, based on what I’ve seen in various places online, it seems like the former is definitely looked upon with greater favor, which seems just the opposite of the situation about a decade ago.
    I only ever seriously watched Sherlock, and while I initially liked it (as indicated by my comment in the original post), I thought it definitely fizzled out and became a bit tiresome after awhile. (That’s something that happened to another show I initially liked – and which got mentioned in the column – The Mentalist.)
    I’ve only seen parts of a few episodes of Elementary, but nothing about it really made me interested in watching more.

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